you know you fail when...

You know you fail at life when:

1. you go clubbing and get in free because it's ex patriot aka foreigners drink free night 
2. meet some cute guy and his friends, but politely decline giving them your number even though you had a great time
3. finally find the cab you called an hour ago speaking broken english over loud techno music
4. drive all the way back home in Delhi traffic that literally never sleeps (NYC you fail on this one)
5. open the door of the cab to get out and become extremely excited (more so than by cute boys) at the fact that the two local street dogs you've been trying to befriend recognize you and come say hello, so you pat them on the head and say "cutie puppiee what a good boy" and think that that one specific moment was BDE*.

*BEST DAY EVER