This is my friend Dorris:
She lives in my bathroom. Every couple of days, when I finally get to showering, we talk and catch up on life. At first, like any spider-human relationship, I was really scared of her. I thought she was going to eat me, possibly wrap me up in a silvery web, all while I was butt naked taking my bucket bath. Alas, she's not like that. She usually stays in her little corner. Sometimes, she gets thirsty and crawls along the wall. Then, I take a handful of water and splash it against the wall. She really likes this. She hunkers down against the wall and does what I assume to be drinking. There use to be another spider in the bathroom, but I don't know where he went. That's okay, because I wasn't particularly fond of him. I am now pretty fond of Dorris. You may think this is a not serious post. This is a completely serious post. Seriously! I get worried that someday she will be swept away. No! I like Dorris because she probably eats the mosquitos that are tying to give me malaria.
Peace out Dorry. See you tomorrow morning when I finally wash my hair.
P.S. Dad: this does not mean you are off spider duty when I return home. Spiders in Memphis are not my friends, thus you still have to come and kill them (and roaches) when I scream. xoxo.
P.P.S: Dad, guess what! Today in my economics class, we went over this whole regression table thing. We've been learning it for a couple of days know. Anyways. So today my teacher just like pulls out all this pre-calculus non-sense; he starts teaching us about logarithms (logs) and how it proves this whole regression table data stuff. I kind of got it. At one point he began to talk about fractions within logs, but I was like, "hold up," this was not in the class description. (He still talked about them.) To make a whole story (and a lot of X and Y equations) short, I actually understand it. I'm just a tad upset though, because I thought once I got into college, math would be a thing of the past. Especially all the pre-cal math. Nope. Nope. They use math over here in India too, gosh darn it!
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| Dorris |
She lives in my bathroom. Every couple of days, when I finally get to showering, we talk and catch up on life. At first, like any spider-human relationship, I was really scared of her. I thought she was going to eat me, possibly wrap me up in a silvery web, all while I was butt naked taking my bucket bath. Alas, she's not like that. She usually stays in her little corner. Sometimes, she gets thirsty and crawls along the wall. Then, I take a handful of water and splash it against the wall. She really likes this. She hunkers down against the wall and does what I assume to be drinking. There use to be another spider in the bathroom, but I don't know where he went. That's okay, because I wasn't particularly fond of him. I am now pretty fond of Dorris. You may think this is a not serious post. This is a completely serious post. Seriously! I get worried that someday she will be swept away. No! I like Dorris because she probably eats the mosquitos that are tying to give me malaria.
Peace out Dorry. See you tomorrow morning when I finally wash my hair.
P.S. Dad: this does not mean you are off spider duty when I return home. Spiders in Memphis are not my friends, thus you still have to come and kill them (and roaches) when I scream. xoxo.
P.P.S: Dad, guess what! Today in my economics class, we went over this whole regression table thing. We've been learning it for a couple of days know. Anyways. So today my teacher just like pulls out all this pre-calculus non-sense; he starts teaching us about logarithms (logs) and how it proves this whole regression table data stuff. I kind of got it. At one point he began to talk about fractions within logs, but I was like, "hold up," this was not in the class description. (He still talked about them.) To make a whole story (and a lot of X and Y equations) short, I actually understand it. I'm just a tad upset though, because I thought once I got into college, math would be a thing of the past. Especially all the pre-cal math. Nope. Nope. They use math over here in India too, gosh darn it!
